April 2012
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getting there: first 2k of my life →
No. You don’t quit. You get back on that stupid erg and do it again. Do it better. Pull harder. Use that anger and that hatred and push it right back with your legs. Rowing is fucking hard. Rowing messes up with your mind, it fucks you right up till the end. But if you quit, you leave a family behind. You leave your teammates, you leave your coaches, you leave people who believe in you, who...
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January 2012
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...you wish you could try coxing just once. ...
I rarely cox women. Thank fuck for that!
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July 2011
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May 2011
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Dear Blank Please Blank →
Dear visitors, Instead of rubbing my wife’s belly and saying congratulations, why don’t you rub my balls and say great job? Sincerely, unappreciated husband.
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A.S.B.: Who doesn't like a blonde joke? →
afternoonsnoozebutton: A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. She says she’s going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce. The…
May 29th
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Not Always Right
(I have a caller named Victor Krumm in the computer system. I’m a Harry Potter fan.) Me: “Okay sir, so you’re Victor Krumm?” Caller: “Yep, that’s me.” Me: “Sorry this might sound funny, but did you know that there’s a book series called Harry Potter with a character with that name?” (There’s a pause, as if he’s thinking, and suddenly he yells.) Caller: “THE MUGGLES KNOW!” (He hangs up. His...
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